Ok, I feel as if I’ve been neglecting my poor little friends by not writing anything in OVER A WEEK! SHOCK! GASP! A WEEK IS LIKE A LIFETIME!
Anyway, because of that ya’l gonna get this load of crap in yar face
Coursework is a total and utter biatch.
End of.
I’m feeling rather proud of myself since I actually managed to hand in my astronomy constuction coursework on thurs. I made a sundial!
…it was shit.
But even despite that I’m still majorly behind. Science is ghey and I have to do that at school meaning all lunchtimes this week will be taken up with goddamn stupid Physics. Bio and Chem will just take a lesson so they’re cool, but honestly, my physics teacher could have just let me woddle off to the library to write mine up in a couple of lessons too. Apparently he doesn’t want me missing any more, which is a complete joke.
Why? BECAUSE WE NEVER LEARN ANYTHING IN THE RUDDY LESSONS THAT’S BLEEPING WHY!
Seriously, he is a terrible teacher and to be honest I feel as my class is miserably sloooooowwwwww(excluding my friends of course, they’re all impecably bright) I missed two weeks of lessons and when I got back, we were still working on the same simple concept that only needs 10 minutes for you to understand.
My science set is full of idiots.
Dont believe me? Well, when you yourself have been stuck in a room full of squabbling monkies for nearly two years without any sign of light at the end of the dark, forlorn, imbecile tunnel maybe you will. Every five minutes is puncuated by a few of the students (I refuse to name names here) shouting out ‘What?’ or ‘I don’t undertsnad!’ And do you know why they dont understand? Because they’re too busy complaining about not understanding to learn anything.
Ironic really.
Anyway, I’ve gotten sidetracked. Back to my original point about coursework.
Art exam prep is going slow. Not because I’m stuck with ideas, to be honest I have too many, but simple because I’m a lazy arse. Even now I’m procrastinating instead of working on it. But I enjoy it. Art is good.
History on the other hand, dont even get me started. In the past week I’ve had the vast majority of my history class tell me that my teacher wants to see me.
I refuse to acquiesce to that request.
It’s not that big a deal is it? Just because I haven’t had a lesson since the beginning of term two months ago. No biggie.
ACOMPLISHMENT ALERT!
Last weekend, I read the questions for my history coursework.
OMG! I feel so proud! I can almost taste the tears about to fall! dramatic sniff. I would like to thank my parents for being there to support me through…
ahem
So maybe I still haven’t actually written anything down for it, who gives a shiny elephant’s anus? I simple hate it. It’s so dull. Dull. Dull. Dull. It’s almost as dull as reading an entire page full of the word ‘dull’. Actually, scratch that. It is FAR more dull than that.
It isn’t like I don’t LIKE my history teacher.
She just makes me want to stab myself with my pair of compasses in the eye.
Truthfully, she is the nicest person in the world, but as well as that, she’s possibly the worst teacher. She has this amazing power which astounds me still to this day – walk into her teaching room and your mind shuts down. I want to scream she’s so boring. In class I revert to thinking about killer mutant kangeroos, or rather, what I’d do if a killer mutant kangeroo suddenly burst into the room and started punching people’s head off. It’s a very tricky question to answer and I have yet to discover a way to survive the jumping beast of terror.
Beats listening that’s for sure.
Speaking of teachers that want to see me, my german teacher has been asking for me apparently. I haven’t even met her yet I’m that bad. But German’s not a real subject so it doens’t really matter.
I would drop it if the school would let me. I think I’m gonna talk to the teach bout it. Our head of year said she didn’t see any point, but maybe once I’ve proven just how disgraceful my german is my teacher will decide it’s for the best. Rhea’s gonna help. She KNOWS how bad my german is. I’ve been learning it for four and a half years now, this week Rhea asked me ‘Wie heisst du?’ as if to joke about how aweful I am, and I swear to god I couldn’t remember what it meant. ‘What’s your name?’ Dammit! I have offically reversed to below year 7 level.
I rule.
Well, this rambling session has gone on for far too long now.
Ciao