My face is swollen ;_;

Yeah. HEY PEOPLE I’M FINALLY IN KOREAAAA
After going on about this trip for literally half a year, I’m finally here!
GAH I AM ACTUALLY CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS!!!!
I went to this beautician place today, and ohdeargah she took 2 hours. YES 2 hours taking out my bloody acnes, blemishes and whatnots. And now my face is swollen. What a joy. Bet my cousin’s daughter’s gonna be scaring the douchbag out of herself tomorrow when she sees me. She’s 3. My cousin probz is gonna be a bit 0_0” as well. Ah well, being the understanding and caring person he is, he’ll understand. Can’t wait to see his wife either. It’s gonna be jokes, I can feel it.

The plane journey was crap though. I almost threw up like 1239182031 times (exaggeration. I know.) and I kept getting headaches. Then I started getting hysterical : ‘HOLY MACARONI I’M NOT PREGNANT AM I???’ cos I kept showing symptoms of pregnancy. Then I realised that I wasn’t a slut. So yay. Oh and for your interest, Cafie, I sat in the middle of a 12 year old boy and this old lady. So it was all good

Then my gran’s house. Ohdeargah, SO MANY DAMN MOSQUITOS!! In one evening, I got 15+ mosquito bites. WHAT IS IT WITH MY BLOOD?? I have like disgusting blood. Wait. Blood itself IS disgusting. Anyhoo, I got millions of bites and I can guarantee you, JJ was NOT a very happy bunny. But there was a great thing about gran’s house though, minus the mosquitos. SHE HAD MUSIC CHANNELS AND ALL THE GOOD DRAMA/GAME SHOW CHANNELS! I spent literally the whole evening/night watching them. HQ TV Shows = a very happy JJ. And I saw A’st1 1234 Back like 3 times as well! I was like ‘I LOVE YOU MTV! I LOVE YOU KM! I LOVE YOU MNET!’ I was literally joyful joyful LORD!!

Anyhoo. Yeah. That’s it so far. I saw loads of fobby stuff though. My uncle got me a new MP3 player. It’s coming tomorrow or the day after. And I might be going to see the 1234 Back guys. YAYY!!  ^^v

GAYS.

i’ve been neglecting the word recently…i think, or i just haven’t been using it as often.

I worked with a gay teenage boy as my supervisor in work experience…he’s so jokes. I laughed so hard today. On that note, how is everyone’s work going? Not too boring i hope. Jung Joo has a good one. I hate her.

I had to do fulfillment….ooo that sounds fancy right?

no.

definition: stuffing envelopes.

those of you that have not yet heard me moaning about it…that’s it basically. Stuffing envelopes with mindless and worthless crap in the form of paper…its a waste and it makes me sad. Like anyone reads those things anyway.

Jung Joo lent me a book. I read it in starbucks at lunch. Its good. Twilight is what its called. Read it.

i can tell you what else is gay…the price of transport. i don’t like it. I’m gonna be broke by the end of work experience. I can’t wait till exp. is over.

April is gay.

Rose is a lil bit gay.

Jung Joo is mega gay.

Rhea is very not gay.

Sophia can be gay.

Amina will turn gay.

YAMAPI is never gay.

i was born gay.

g’night people. (Ryo is included for the sake of others and also because i can’t be arsed to edit him out – please don’t mistake it for my change in taste of boys.)

WORK EXPERIENCE!

Yeah I don’t know WHY I put it in capital letters and so on, but ah well..

Er… Well I THINK I’m having fun. The people here are really friendly and I GET TO SHRED PAPER 8D *sad*. ANYWAY! Er… Yeah, I kinda got lost on the way here but hey that’s the fun of it, INNIT! I realised that I haven’t written an entry in such a long time so I thought I would, before skipping off to lunch. I just sat here for the past hour, reading ShenYuePop and just enjoying myself, just like home… And there’s been this major thing on that Dream Concert boycott on SNSD. I thought that I’d just state some of my own opinions.

TBH with you guys, no-one deserves that kind of treatment. Yes, not even those 9 plastic barbies who think they’re all that just because they’ve been gaining a LITTLE popularity. I felt really sorry for them when I heard it from my friend, and I was like ‘aww poor SNSD’ and so on. I mean, what on earth has Korean fandom got up to? The whole DBSK vs. SS501 thing, and now SNSD vs. the world. Though it was nice to see that Ca(sseopeia)T(riple S)El(f) was getting along at last, even if it was to make a stand against 9 immature schoolgirls who can’t even sing a decent live, (but then look at Wonder Girls’ SoHee. Sorry hun, you’re cute but you need to improve).

Think that’s the whole of my opinion? Well you’re wrong. I have another side of the story. In Korea, we believe that respect is one of the oh-so-important thing in our culture, and SNSD have been neglecting that. I mean mocking Shinhwa, one of the legendary idol bands who have managed to established themselves as a proper artist after 10 or so years? NOT A GOOD IDEA. And the reaction wasn’t good either. And then correcting one of the best actors in Korea, who happened to have a degree in English and lived in England for several years? NUH-HUH! And even with the formal apology that they issued, it’ll not be a long time before they do it again. Way to go, LSM. And did you know that SM is releasing another girlband? Haven’t we have enough of these Korean plastic barbies girl bands for now? Ah well it’s been done now. All I am doing is to hope that they’ll be a bit more respectful, sing better and think about their actions before carrying them out. And not blame their wrongdoings on the script.

Wow. Work Experience to SNSD. Crazy huh? Anyway that’s the end of my rant, and let’s talk about something more happier and that everyone can relate to. Er… SUMMER! END OF EXAMS!! People who didn’t go to the prom (which happens to be the majority of the bloggers on here) you missed out quite a lot. Except the dead feet the morning after. And ‘One Litre Of Tears’ is one of the most moving dramas ever. I should dedicate a blog to that next time.  Though I’ll tell you this. I was crying when I was talking to Rose on MSN. Sorry for scaring you like that.

Oh and Phi, I’m going to Korea on 13th July ^^

Anyhoo, I’m off to have lunch, I’m hungry T_T. Babye.

Procrastination.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH

ma-ma-ma-maaaate                  wahey! dumdiddlyumdum dum dum

APRILISAFOOL cafieisapoo

HYUHUHUH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayfever

You popculture fools!

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CLINT

EASTWOOD

!!!!

CLINT BLOODY EASTWOOD!

oh my gosh, you guys really need to catch up with your popculture knowledge. He was, and still is, an incredibly successful actor, mostly known for his roles in westerns. A Fistful of Dollars? The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Rawhide? For A Few Dollars More? Any of these ringing a bell at all in those tiny minds of yours?….

this is not good.

not good at all i tell thee.

oh yeah, and another to add to the manly list….

whoarr, riding a horse and with a whip, sehr manly

and this time you better know who he is!

…hmmpf…

What has this blog become?

Apparently this is now simply a place to post pictures of guys.

Honestly Cafie and JJ, you are simply too awestruck by the girl-guys. How about trying to write something other than posting pictures of people who’s genders are questionable to say the least.

As your dear concerned friend, I have taken it upon myself to introduce you to the world of manly men.

It’s for your own good, you know

First off we have the original manly man… he hit people with sticks, thats very manly that is

For any of you who dont know who he is… BE ASHAMED! BE VERY ASHAMED! HE WAS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR ACTORS OF THE 20TH CENTURY! OH THE SHAME OF NOT KNOWING!

Next we have…. duh duh duh duhhhh!!… wow the suspence is killing me

errr… i think this one is pretty self-explanatory…. tis a well known motto ‘if Jesus looked like Aragorn, I’d be Christian’

At this point I was going to put in a pic of Johnny, but Cafie’s already done that, so my work here is done.

And of course the manliest of all manly men….

Can’t you just taste the smex levels?

It is of course Gandalf the Grey… Gandalf the White is just a puff…

I just read somewhere that women tend to like manly men when they’re just looking for a short-term fling, and are attracted to girl-guys when looking for a proper relationship. Things are not looking up for me, are they?

JJ, Cafie… you must have deep heart-felt feelings.

I dont.

BUT GANDALF IS STILL SMEXY!

And so concludes this manly man lesson for today. Be sure to do your homework.

It’s been a while

It certainly has since I last wrote anything. Guess I haven’t really had much to write about.

Ok, firstly I would like to comment on some of my lovely friends posts.

JungJoo, gravity is a plane. The sun creates its own gravity within the vacuum and therefore is not falling. It’s actually slowly moving in the spiral shape of our galaxy (something to do with a complex astronomical theory which I cant remember, but not actually to do with the pull of the black hole at the center). Newton’s law of gravitation and Kepler’s laws of motion help describe the movement of the planets around the Sun according to its gravitational pull. But basically my point is not everything is falling, it is simply the gravity of the earth which makes things what we consider fall but is actually just moving towards the center of gravity.

Damn, astonomy is a feckass.

Time is a much more complex issue. Measurements of time as we know them were created by humans in order to follow the natural movements of the planet (scientists did long calculations and such like to order this), however time in itself is simply the word used to describe this movement. After all, could anything happen if there wasn’t time? Time must be everlasting and eternal.

Destiny… hmm… not sure about that. It could be that it’s all just random, or it could be preplanned. I’m agnostic so cant say it’s all part of a greater plan, but also cannot say it’s definitely not. I prefer to think that we’re given choices and allowed to make our own decisions. Otherwise, what’s the point?

Amina, whoopee! Someone feeling the same as me! It’s like, I know I’ll see all my friends next year if I stay (which I probably will), but it’s just gonna be different isn’t it? I dont think I have that many lessons with people who I would consider my friends. So what am I gonna do? Make new ones? But doesn’t that mean that I’m gonna eventually fall apart from my old ones? Sad thought. I guess everyone drifts apart eventually, it’s all a matter of time.

Cafie… your brother, just to let you know, every single guys does that after they hit puberty. Frankly, I’d be shocked if they didn’t. Guys that dont are just gays, and even then there’s gay porn. The whole lot of em are pervs, but who are we to judge?

Sooo, now that’s all out of the way, seriousness aside.

I got my new glasses! Yay! They are teh awesome. I simply love them, even if I still look better with contacts.

Art is alright for me atm. SHOCK GASP! IT WAS MY FATHER WHO GAVE ME THE IDEA OF WHAT I COULD DO TODAY! OMG thats completely outrageous. Ya see, my father isnt the most, err, creative person in the world. But he actually had some decent ideas around the theme of drugs and alcohol. I am putting this down to him being an ex-drugged up hippy. Who else better to get thoughts on drugs from?

Umm, what else has been going on?

I went out with some guy last weekend. Doubt I’ll be seeing him again. He’s just too… nice. I don’t like nice guys. Only complete arseholes. If he treats me kindly, then it aint to be. If he calls me a bitch and laughs in my face, then I’m on board.

God that sucks.

My mum bought a pair of really nice shoes today and I was so JEALOUS! They should be mine! So what if they’re a size too small? I’m still gonna damn borrow them!

Hmm, think that’s it.

Man my life is D-U-L-L

I refuse to bore you with pointless complaints about GCSEs though, as I’m sure you’ve had enough of them by now.

This has really not been entertaining to read, has it?

Nothing else to report.

Over and out.

Funk n Roll tonight~

YAY!! Finally the 3-day weekend that everyone was looking forward to! YEAH BABEHHHH<33

Yeah… I think that I’m going slightly hyper. But let’s just sum this week up.. CRAZINESS!! For some weird reason.. It’s probably because of all the yearbook thing and that GCSEs are literally up our noses. Ah well… Enjoy it whilst we can. When we have grey hair (well I’m never gonna HAVE grey hair because I’m gonna keep dyeing it, then I’m gonna go bald) we’re gonna be thinking ‘aww the memories’ so yeah… ENJOY IT PEOPLE! And keep on smilin’, because that’s what’s gonna get you through. WHEEEEEEE!! And it makes you live longer too.

Whilst I’m rambling on about crap, Cafie is er.. Webcamwhoring. And hopelessly lipsyncing to a song. It’s funny, and her brother’s feet were like right up there! I’m never touching her webcam. And you should remind me not to either. I don’t want feet to be on my hands, and I’m serious. I should fix mine too! And yeah… I don’t have anything else more to say but I want to ramble on like hell, so I will.

I wonder how a calendar works, along with the months. I know that everyone’s adjusted to it and everything but has anyone realised that time is a man-made thing? I was discussing it with a friend some time last year, and I’m thinking for all we know, man could have made it so that it’s 1AM now, instead of it being 6:33PM. And the time differences that exist around the world? I mean how strange and wonderful is that? And how are watches made as well? How do they work so… In sync with nature? These kind of things will probably remain unanswered until an infinity amount of generations after our one. It’s so amazing how these things work, but I’m not gonna spend my life pondering about it, looking for answers. If the answer was meant to be found, then it’ll come to me, that’s what I believe.

And I also believe that destiny can either be in sync with you, or you can make your own destiny. But I believe that everyone is given one before they’re born, and then depending on how you guide yourself in life, you either find it or you don’t. I don’t think that I’m not building my sunlight at the end of the tunnel though. But then light is a natural thing as well. Guess I’ll just have to see how time takes its course, and if it turns out well for me then GREAT but if it doesn’t… Then I’ll have to try harder. I have one aim in life: never to give up. What’s the point of giving up? It’s like with me and my compositions. I will do it. I will compose. I WILL DO IT! But just not today… I’m starting to think that I was actually meant to be a composer though. I enjoy it more than studying. But you still have to study, to get somewhere in life, otherwise… Well you might not reach your ultimate goal.

The Sun’s still up. I wonder how it does it. I mean isn’t the universe is almost a vaccuum, and the Sun has a
large gravitational force that just happens to be there? But then doesn’t it mean that the universe is constantly falling? The mysteries of science still remains. And shame that I won’t be able to figure it out…

*dramatic music*

People.

Let’s not write blogs of too depressing a nature, shall we? Although I’m sure you’re all stressed out seeing as exams are TWO WEEKS AWAY, there’s no need for potential suicides who Google ‘I hate life’ to get directed here. It’s not like we’re a suicide pact club or anything. Although that actually would be rather fun. Heh.

But yes, this is my second post in a day, which is rather unnecessary. ARGH, I REALLY NEED TO DO MY ART OR MR ART TEACHER WILL KILL ME. Honestly. Even though he’s really nice and all, I doubt he’d forgive my three complete pages, whereas some people have completed half their Art book. CHRIST.

[Insert a multitude of swear words here].

Double the bleh

See the pun in my title? Double the bleh~~ Double S 501!! 8DD OK… Holidays have officially ruined me I really should stop ruining and wasting my life away like this and actually REVISE for the supposed GCSE exams that I have, otherwise… I don’t even wanna think about it.

I had to go to some weird tuition place today. The best thing was that I made two new friends. And I happened to know them from the bus stop, but I just never talked to them XD Ah well I have friends now 8DD (much to people’s surprises) And yeah.

I want poutry. BEEF!