Happy Birthday to me :D

YO PEOPLE! It’s finally my birthday today, and I’m finally ‘legal’.

It’s been a CRAZY day so far, with cakes, cakes and more cakes. I got lots and lots of cards and I really love every single one of them. But I think that Cafie’s card should get a special mention because it kinda sparked off a big discussion concerning my sexuality. It was so funny that it wasn’t funny. OK that doesn’t make sense..

I mean what’s wrong with me liking pretty guys? COME ON it’s only MY preference, neh? I’m in IT at the momo, drooling over pretty guys and being me in general. And the irony of it is that it’s my last EVER IT lesson *big cheer* But anyway, what’s wrong with Tegoshi, Yamapi, Shige, SS501 and the Nodame Cantabile guy? So what if I have weird taste in men, eh? You have a problem with that eh? YOU HAVE BEEF?? AS-TU DES BEOUFS!! (I should be using ‘vous’ as this will be to at least 2 people, but ah well xD). I’m really gonna miss this kinda craziness when I’m in 6th form next year. I bet that I’m not even gonna get in

Anywayy! Thanks Rose for answering my question on time and the Sun, and I’m gonna make you a deeply religious woman. It’ll just take time xx And April, ‘Happy Birthday’ is ‘Saengil Chukahae’ in Korean ^^

And I should go before Mr. IT Teacher comes and reads this. I shall edit later on.

LOL TO APRIL!

Yeah..

I had nothing better to do in an IT lesson so I decided to write in this thing. Seriously. I am too bored. And IT is just bleh. I mean WHO CARES ABOUT SPREADSHEET MODELS!! Seriously Mr. IT teacher… PUHLEASE SAVE US THE PAIN!!! Then I’ll love you =] (or maybe not… That’s besides the point).

I was webcamming with Cafie yetserday and it was PURE JOKES! Seriously that girl, I was just throwing and hurling insults at her and yeah… (and I bet that she watches weird stuff with her brother;)) then I got kicked off the computer. Shame. And I woke up at 7:20 today, and it may seem late to some people but actually it’s really late for poor JJ who has to leave at 7:25. I wasn’t late though. YAY! And it’s 5 more days til my birthday.. HIP HIP HOORAY! 8D

Yeah I have to admit, this blog has been just plain depressing recently, but that’s just human nature for you babehs. I really love my blogcrew, even though it’s just me, April and failure of a Cafie writing on it. Seriously, click on PUBLISH DUUUUDE! You failure of a panda… But you know that I LOVE YOU REALLY BABEH!! And yeah.. I really should stop rambling on. It’s Jinijini Jungjin’s bday or something… I dno… Yeah… And JE is hot. They’re too gay.

I love Jungmin, Hanbyul, Tomo, Tegoshi, Shige and the whole lot!

*goes off before getting caught*

People.

Let’s not write blogs of too depressing a nature, shall we? Although I’m sure you’re all stressed out seeing as exams are TWO WEEKS AWAY, there’s no need for potential suicides who Google ‘I hate life’ to get directed here. It’s not like we’re a suicide pact club or anything. Although that actually would be rather fun. Heh.

But yes, this is my second post in a day, which is rather unnecessary. ARGH, I REALLY NEED TO DO MY ART OR MR ART TEACHER WILL KILL ME. Honestly. Even though he’s really nice and all, I doubt he’d forgive my three complete pages, whereas some people have completed half their Art book. CHRIST.

[Insert a multitude of swear words here].

Cafie is ’stoopid’.

Press the publish tab next time after you finish writing your post, okay?

Saves me having to publish them myself, and from your moaning. Although I do agree that your brother is rather effed up, looking at porn on what I assume to be a family computer. My brother crashed his computer recently, but it was because of some virus he contracted on the Neopets website. Heh.

 

It’s lunchtime. I’m with JJ in the IT room. Life is blah.

Nauseous.

I feel sick. Very. Don’t know why though. My head is throbbing.

Nevertheless, there is a purpose to this post. It’s ‘Spring Break’ soon. Rhea and Amina are off to Sicily tomorrow, an event that has garnered my interest purely because of a fellow classmate’s obsession with a certain Classics teacher (who, might I just add here, looks a lot less laughable with his new haircut). I am rather jealous that they get to miss two days of school. Yes, I know. How incredibly childish.

Bored in IT.

Amina and I have not finished our IT coursework yet. And now we’re late for registration after having spent the whole of lunch doing it.

“She’s actually going to kill us” – Amina.

 …

 And now we’re in the same IT room, still doing our coursework. Who cares how many women over 40 chose a romance film as their favourite?

 I am going to faint soon. It is four in the afternoon and I haven’t had any food or drink since I woke up at seven. I want crisps.

 ”You’re crazy.” – Amina.

COURSEWORK eeeeeee!!!… or not

Ok, I feel as if I’ve been neglecting my poor little friends by not writing anything in OVER A WEEK! SHOCK! GASP! A WEEK IS LIKE A LIFETIME!

 Anyway, because of that ya’l gonna get this load of crap in yar face

Coursework is a total and utter biatch.

End of.

I’m feeling rather proud of myself since I actually managed to hand in my astronomy constuction coursework on thurs. I made a sundial! …it was shit.

But even despite that I’m still majorly behind. Science is ghey and I have to do that at school meaning all lunchtimes this week will be taken up with goddamn stupid Physics. Bio and Chem will just take a lesson so they’re cool, but honestly, my physics teacher could have just let me woddle off to the library to write mine up in a couple of lessons too. Apparently he doesn’t want me missing any more, which is a complete joke.

Why? BECAUSE WE NEVER LEARN ANYTHING IN THE RUDDY LESSONS THAT’S BLEEPING WHY!

Seriously, he is a terrible teacher and to be honest I feel as my class is miserably sloooooowwwwww(excluding my friends of course, they’re all impecably bright) I missed two weeks of lessons and when I got back, we were still working on the same simple concept that only needs 10 minutes for you to understand.

My science set is full of idiots.

Dont believe me? Well, when you yourself have been stuck in a room full of squabbling monkies for nearly two years without any sign of light at the end of the dark, forlorn, imbecile tunnel maybe you will. Every five minutes is puncuated by a few of the students (I refuse to name names here) shouting out ‘What?’ or ‘I don’t undertsnad!’ And do you know why they dont understand? Because they’re too busy complaining about not understanding to learn anything.

Ironic really.

Anyway, I’ve gotten sidetracked. Back to my original point about coursework.

Art exam prep is going slow. Not because I’m stuck with ideas, to be honest I have too many, but simple because I’m a lazy arse. Even now I’m procrastinating instead of working on it. But I enjoy it. Art is good.

History on the other hand, dont even get me started. In the past week I’ve had the vast majority of my history class tell me that my teacher wants to see me.

I refuse to acquiesce to that request.

It’s not that big a deal is it? Just because I haven’t had a lesson since the beginning of term two months ago. No biggie.

ACOMPLISHMENT ALERT!

Last weekend, I read the questions for my history coursework.

OMG! I feel so proud! I can almost taste the tears about to fall! dramatic sniff. I would like to thank my parents for being there to support me through…

ahem

So maybe I still haven’t actually written anything down for it, who gives a shiny elephant’s anus? I simple hate it. It’s so dull. Dull. Dull. Dull. It’s almost as dull as reading an entire page full of the word ‘dull’. Actually, scratch that. It is FAR more dull than that.

It isn’t like I don’t LIKE my history teacher.

She just makes me want to stab myself with my pair of compasses in the eye.

Truthfully, she is the nicest person in the world, but as well as that, she’s possibly the worst teacher. She has this amazing power which astounds me still to this day – walk into her teaching room and your mind shuts down. I want to scream she’s so boring. In class I revert to thinking about killer mutant kangeroos, or rather, what I’d do if a killer mutant kangeroo suddenly burst into the room and started punching people’s head off. It’s a very tricky question to answer and I have yet to discover a way to survive the jumping beast of terror.

Beats listening that’s for sure.

Speaking of teachers that want to see me, my german teacher has been asking for me apparently. I haven’t even met her yet I’m that bad. But German’s not a real subject so it doens’t really matter.

I would drop it if the school would let me. I think I’m gonna talk to the teach bout it. Our head of year said she didn’t see any point, but maybe once I’ve proven just how disgraceful my german is my teacher will decide it’s for the best. Rhea’s gonna help. She KNOWS how bad my german is. I’ve been learning it for four and a half years now, this week Rhea asked me ‘Wie heisst du?’ as if to joke about how aweful I am, and I swear to god I couldn’t remember what it meant. ‘What’s your name?’ Dammit! I have offically reversed to below year 7 level.

I rule.

Well, this rambling session has gone on for far too long now.

Ciao

Life really is blah

Bleh
Life really IS blah. Seriously dudes, with those stupid remocks, what is even the POINT??? I really realy really really hateour science department. Just because we’re a science specialist -_- I’ve just had enough of the ‘oh you’re dumb if you get less than an A*’ attitude. Seriously, WHYYY?? It’s only certain people who shall not be names who can get those unbelievably high grades. Me? I’m aiming low. I’m just sick of everyone expecting too much from me.

On a brighter note, April, your glasses look FINE!! They are freakin’ adorable and GAHHHH I want to suit glasses too. I look ‘Korean’ according to Heta when I wear glasses LOL.

Anyway yeah, end of my first post. :3

Science Re-Mocks.

It’s Easter Monday night, and I haven’t done anything. No homework and no revision. Oops? And now we have two weeks of school before ‘Spring Break’. Grr. But at least I have Rhodes and Amina has Sicily to cut into our revision time – not that I would’ve got much done anyway. I take procrastination to extreme levels. Ooh, about the eye-liner, I’m assuming you mean expensive which is caro seeing as barato means cheap. It wasn’t that expensive though, right? And okay, I will give generously whenever I can be bothered to haul my make-up into school.

16 is not a good age. I hate being 16.

And now I shall rant about stupid Science Re-Mocks. I still haven’t got over the fact they sent a letter home to the parents. But apparently, failing our mock was due to complacency on our part after ‘the success of the first unit’. Rest assured though kiddies, it wasn’t the fault of the Science department and it’s lack of decent teachers, because they haven’t been ‘complacent’. Why would they feel the need to write that disclaimer if there wasn’t any chance of complaint? It can’t be the fault of the whole entire year if the majority of people did badly in their mock. And who is the new Head of Science anyway? I’ve only ever seen him once; when he came into Biology to tell us about Science revision classes. Where does he get off sending home disclaimers like that when as far as we know, he hasn’t done much around the school, or even been in school.

Really though, I’m moaning because I don’t want to revise again for stupid ‘Re’-Mocks. Wasn’t once enough?